Which kind wahala come be this na eeh, you ask me
question i answer am finish wetin come concern you and
my chain now eehh.
Lecturer: i said bring the chain here. ( he shouted)
Me: ok sir am comeing.
Me Osuagwu nor be person wey you go want play with,
so i quickly remove the chain from my neck and walk
forward to hand it to him.
lecturer: go and drop it on my table in my office.
I walk straight to his office and drop the chain at the
table, after class i went to see the lecturer, come see as
people lineup for im office wey wan see am, last week he
did not collect some report book because they fail to
summit on time, so everybody just lineup holding their
report book on their hands as if them wan receive money
from bank, if i wan wait na like 2 hours oh, so i left and
sat at one restaurant inside school, “madam abeg give
me one bottle of farouz” i said as i sat down and relax
my head against the wall, then mercy walk in, she came
to were i sitting and sat down.
Mercy: good afternoon
me: afternoon, how is ur day going?
Mercy: fine and urs?
Me: alright, i hope u are getting better now.
Mercy: yes thanks to God.
Me: okay.
She remain mute for two minutes then ask.
Mercy: i hope you will be coming to the crusade.
Me: i dont know yet let time reach first.
Mercy: what time are you talking about? I told you, you
have few more days to live instead of you to follow me
so that we will go see our pastor, you are telling me let
the time reach, what did she even give u to eat?
Me: mercy please not now.
Mercy: what happen to you, huh? You know you are not
yourself why not let us find solution.
Na which kind wahala this girl come carry come now
eeh, i stood up carry my bag and hed to the door, she
stood on my way, everybody for restaurant come begin
dey look us.
Girls: girl no allow am pass oh
Boys: guy, girl dey beg you and you form fine boy, you
dey dull us here oh.
I tried to move her out of the way and she hold my head
and kiss me, the kiss enter my head go inside my
medulla onblogatha, within some seconds, electric spark
killing all the glove and burning the television on the wall,
i quickly free myself from her grip and ran out.
As i walk out of the restaurant i heard, ”
Guy 1: oh boy my phone don blind oh,
Guy 2: even me too oh, maybe that transformer don burn
again.
Guy 1: chai i wish i know i for nor plug my phone for here
oh.
I walk out of the restaurant leaving my ex lover, but why
that electric come spark na, and why mercy no receive
slap like blessing, i continue pondering over the whole
issue, i was surprised to see her kiss me like that, i for
dogde am na if say i know, i went to see the lecturer and
this time na like 6 people remain, so i decided to wait.
Me: guy i dey your back,
i told the last person make all those trouble maker no
come carry their strong head come beging they argue
say them no meet me here, i sat down while i watch the
line, pressing my phone, i login naijauncut. and i saw
what baffe me, a warri pastor f-----g a woman for
pregnancy, the woman lie down in bench while the
pastor bend and be f-----g her, “power enter power enter”
that was what she was saying, the pastor just dey sama
her, lol the speerm go turn anointing oil wey go give her
belle, or so i thought.
After i watch the video finish by then e remain one
person, so i went to stand at his back, after like 2minutes
e remain only me,
me: good afternoon sir.
Lecturer: yeah oz, you came for the chain right?
Me: yes sir.
Lecturer: so you said your friend gave it to you.
Me: yes sir.
Lecturer: which of your friend
me: my girlfriend sir
Lecturer: is that your friend a governor daughter or
president daughter?
Me: none sir,
lecturer: hmmm, how much will you sell it.
Me: its not for sale sir.
Lecturer: hahahaha there is nothing in this world that is
not for sale, ok name your price.
Me: its priceless sir.
Lecturer: i will give you 50k
me: no sir
lecturer: 100k
me: no sir
lecturer: i will give you A in all your papers.
Me: thank you sir but i prefer a fair result.
Lecturer: 200k
me: no sir.
Lecturer: its seems you are the stubborn type, you there
to put on something like this in my class.
Me: am sorry sir.
Lecturer: dont be because this chain will be summited to
the head office, and dont bother coming to beg because
nobody will answer.
Me: but sir…
Lecturer: no but get out of my office, am done with you.
I left the office smiling of course.
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Tbc
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