Me: wetin happen?
Ble: you they ask me abi?
Me: so na bad thing say i call you wan ask of you abi?
Ble: abeg go sit down for gutter, since wey you they do
IT wetin stop
you from calling me?
Me: see this one oh, so if i nor call, you nor fit call abi?
Ble: na you sabi, wetin make you they disturb my phone?
Me: you don change oh, so me nor fit call my love and
say hi abi?
Ble: ooh, so because Mercy your girlfriend no they here
again you wan
use my p---y replace her abi? (na how she take know
say Mercy they go)
Me: no now, me and she don breakup tey tey self.
Ble: and na who go believe that one?
Me: na true oh, i tell her say if she leave me go another
school i
will break up with her because i dont like long distance
relationship.
Ble: of course i know that you prefer the close ones so
that you can
always dig the hole abi?
Me: forget that one joor, see na only you be my sherikoko
now, so no
dodge am oh.
Ble: i jump am pass by fire by thunder.
Me: why you they do like this na, you nor they fucckup
before oh.
Ble: na before you talk, thank God say you mention the
word “before”
and between i nor be your girlfriend then and am still not
your girl
now, so swerve abeg.
Me: na like so you wan do am?
Ble: they go joor i nor get your time i they busy.
Me: busy they do wetin.
Ble: busy they fucck your head.
Me: weey……….and there she goes she cut the call, but
seriously
whats wrong with herself, Abi she think say na only she
get kpomo?
Kpomo full everywhere oh, infact my backyard here them
they sell kpomo
there, so make she nor form for me oh, well i never get
her time, make
i wait small make Mercy leave before i treat her fuckup.
I was lost in thought when Mercy walk in,
Mercy: my dear how far
Me: i they as you leave me.
Mercy: hmm really, wetin make you they smile?
Me: i they smile? well i they happy to see you na.
Mercy: thats odd.
Me: forget that wetin you buy for me?
Mercy: i go buy Akpu i wan miss am with garri,
Me: okay what of my plantain chips?
Mercy: dear i nor see buy oh.
Me: like seriously “getting angry”
Mercy: yes i nor see buy am sorry i know you really want
it.
Me: alright na no problem, when food go ready?
Mercy: very soon dear just hold on for like ten minutes.
Me: no problemo.
Mercy: thats my dear.
I watch her as she remove the Akpu from the small black
nylon and put
it inside kettle before putting the kettle on fire, i was quiet
watching her, thinking how i will survive without her, i
really dont
want her to go oh but i dont have a choice, studying
nursing has been
one of her dream and now that she have the chance to
study it the best
i can do is to support her, afterall i love nursing too just
like how
all my sisters are nurse, i wanted to study Medicine in
the universiy
of Benin but jamb fall my hand, so na here i find myself
and i tell
you guys i dont regret it a bit, i love the igbo lifee because
its
very simple and they are very understanding and always
ready to help
incase of any emergency, the only thing am afraid of
here is Adanna,
and i believe shes gone for good and never coming back,
but i have to
do something about this dream oh, since we depart i
have been having
nightmare about her, different dreams with different
meaning i even
approach my pastor when i was in Edo state and he told
me to fast
about it, of course i fast and pray for three days after
fasting the
week i stop seeing Adanna in my dream, but after
sometime she started
appearing again, “what are you thinking” i was shock
when Mercy touch
me and bring me back to life.
Me: see as you shock me.
Mercy: i don call you three times now you nor answer,
wetin you they think?
Me: i was thinking how i will cope without you by my
side.
Mercy: oh come on man is not even time yet, please
dont put me on a
bad mode this evening oh.
Me: but am already on a bad mode.
Mercy: okay so do you want me to stay and shun the
admission.
Me: not so dear, of course you will go.
Mercy: cool then cheer up is not the end of the world,
lets eat abeg.
Me: okay love.
I sit up and join her on my red rug-like carpet to eat, she
always
know how to cook Afang soup so am really not surprise,
i enjoy the
soup because i have really miss it, i didnt eat it since
because of my
IT, whether they sell the okasi leave in Edo i dont know
but assuming
i saw it then in Edo state i would have bought it and cook
the soup.
Me: the food is delicious.
Mercy: thanks.
Me: i know say you nor they fuckup.
Mercy: thanks to you for your encouragement.
Me: oyaa wait let me feed you.
Mercy: okay, “she drop the one in her hand and open her
mouth wide i
started feeding her and feeding myself too.
Mercy: why dont you let me feed you.
Me: no just stay, my princess shouldnt stress herself.
Mercy: hmmmm this one you are acting nice, i know
what you want.
Me: what is that?
Mercy: sex before sleep.
I open my mouth smiling like a smiling smiley.
.
.
Tbc
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